do you ever get bored on the internet so you go on the internet
my entire life
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i want to go on a fucking adventure this summer you know make some memories do some wild things but ill probably just lay in bed and eat mcdonalds and watch netflix but hey its fun to pretend ill actually do something
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i wonder how much lamer this website is going to become now that yahoo bought it
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| plot twist: | yahoo buys tumblr and we get proper blocking features, lockable posts, a sent folder in messages/fanmail with a better interface, ability to search multiple tags, removal of the post and message limits, proper search engines for likes/archives and removing that bloody "reblog as a link" option. |
nothings worse than soft grapes
soft apples
soft dicks
☾☻soft grunge blog☻☽
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Hey so if we have a mutual follow goin on, feel free to ask for my
- cellular number
- snapchat
- skype
- facetime
- first born
you know, anything you want
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Hippopotomonstrosesquipedaliophobia: the fear of long words
Doctor: “Sir, I’m afraid you suffer of hippopotomonst—“
Patient:
(Source: fortruthforloveformydesire, via duckymallard)
